Brass Plate Quote

I realized tonight that I've never introduced you dear readers to "The Brass Plate Quote of the Day." This little phrase was born in my early high school days...Any profound quote or thought that I came across might receive the honor of being deemed worthy enough to be put on a brass plate. Tonight produced such an occurance.

Brass Plate Quote of the Day:
"Who's Your Daddy? Jesus is mine, the Pope is yours."

Here are some classic ones from the past...
"I don't have to rely on toothpicks for my self worth."
"That's a walking law suit."
"Don't be so mellow dramatic."